I’m a lot obsessed with Painted Palms and...
I think I’m a part of a human experiment to see if people can die from being annoyed.
turklet: i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice
I have to write a film pitch for my film class and I’m so over being awake right now that I’m actually writing a parody horror film about evil Furbys. Look for it in theaters near you.
I beg you, to have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and to try...– Rainer Maria Rilke (via siddha-artha)
Why do you want to shut out of your life any uneasiness, any misery, any...– Letters to a Young Poet - Rainer Maria Rilker (via unclefrunk)
My mom just said “pussy whipped” casually in conversation and I don’t know what to make of it.
you guyssssssss why do i always leave big papers for the night before they are due?! i know i deserve this misery but ughhhhhh
It is 6 of my Facebook friends’ birthdays today and I’m too overwhelmed by that to wish any of the a happy birthday.
Looking 17 was really cool when I was 12, but now that I’m 20, looking 17 is not that cool.
Shan-Wow: Well, I'm uncomfortable... →
boringborden: I just saw The Descedants. I liked it. However, a few things aren’t sitting well with me and I must speak out about it via blog because that is what my life has become. For one thing, there is no way in hell any sane woman would leave George Clooney for Shaggy from Scooby Doo. NO WAY. Hellen… I’m reading my super old posts and I’m obsessed with this review I...
I’m in film class and were watching a clip from a movie and a boy was about to shoot a deer and I instinctively yelled “NOOOOO!” This is the semester of me being the most embarrassing person in all of my classes.
I Started Using Tacky Internet Lingo IRL To Be Ironic But Now It Is A Part of My Everyday Vernacular: An Autobiography by Shannon Borden.
Awards I've Gotten
I’ve gotten some really great awards in school and here are a few: First Grade: Best Crafter Award Second Grade: Miss Manners Award Third Grade: The “Oops, I forgot” Award (personal favorite) Seventh Grade: Most Likely to be the President of Harvard (still laughing) Eighth Grade: Best Friend Award
Does anyone want to start a Tumblr book club with me, but we never read the books and just talk about our feelings?
Two wrongs, no rights We lose ourselves at night.
Story Time (it's a good one)
In high school, I had to take a public speaking. Like most people with blogs, I am not designed to be able to speak in front of people, so, for me, this class was like being repeatedly stabbed with a knife made of embarrassment and shame. One of our speeches was a “demonstration speech” where we had to give instructions of how to do something while we did it. So, my incapability of speaking in...
tyleroakley: If I were a Superhero, my super-power would be to start a little drama and then twirl away, giggling, unbothered.
If you need an idea for how to ask someone to...
Leave a ham on her porch with a note that sais “Let’s go HAM at prom together.” The right girl will say yes. You’re welcome.
I just put on tights and now I have to pee. I just described my entire essence in one sentence.
I can’t stop listening to Hanson. Help.
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
I think if Anne Frank were alive today she’d be a Belieber.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes) I’ve officially made it, Tumblr.
Are you ever thinking your inner monologue so hard that you think you may have actually said something out loud? Sometimes I’m thinking really hard and then I realize people are looking at me and I’m like, OH NO I might have just been talking to myself like a crazy person. Just me?
One time this girl in one of my classes who I had never talked to was talking about forming a class band and she looked at me and said “Shannon, I feel like you’d be a really good rapper.” and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.